Parallax 2013 – My Favorite Westerns

OK … you just made a Western. And you’re trying to think of a Title for it?
OH I’ve got it ! PARALLAX !! cuz it’s so Western sounding.
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Alternative Title Suggestions – courtesy of My Favorite Westerns:

3:10 to Parallax
Gunfight at the Parallax Corral
Last Train from Parallax Hill
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Parallax: possible Definitions – courtesy of My Favorite Westerns:

– a couple of lazy guys?
– a pair of legs, after a night of drinking
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Real Definition of parallax (n)

Bing Dictionary
par·al·lax [ párrə làks ]

apparent change of position: an apparent change in the position of an object when the person looking at the object changes position.
Example: you just got bucked off your horse but before you hit the ground the horse also kicks you in the head, causing you catch a glimpse of your girlfriend leaving in a Cadillac.
angle measuring star’s distance from Earth: the angle between two imaginary lines from two different observation points meeting at an astronomical object, used to measure the object’s distance from Earth
Example: when you regain consciousness you are out of the body floating in outer space. You can see planet Earth below you, but before you can yell: “There’s my house.” you get zapped by two passing UFOs.